Hey Hey Hey

Ha, ha, ha, hey, hey, hey

Have you anything else unnecessary to say?

Look at you few

You resemble a dilapidated Brady Bunch

Tucking into a round of gossip for lunch

While I sit over here

With an ice cold beer

And an ice-cream brunch

I’m not invincible

But I feel incredible

Yeah its safe to say that

I lived through all your crap

I give myself a round of applause

Boula Bos all around

Hey there J you survived it too

Yet why do you stick with someone who tried to cheat on you/

She asked writer (A) ‘if you’re in a relationship, can you have an affair?

‘Well you can cheat’ said writer (B)

Then I scoffed and rolled my eyes

It was a surprise that the friend I had known

Could become so disrespectful

To me and then to you

Oh ‘J’ you’re the strongest of the pair

Yes you are, yes you are it’s true

I hope you’ve stopped her from taking advantage

From taking advantage of you .